http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mtstew/index.html
Here’s my website. It’s a bit rough around the edges, I didnt put as much time into it as I wanted to since I’ve been busy with finals and my website was due. But I’m still proud of it, I’m really glad I took that website-making class. This is my first website, and it most definitely wont be my last.
BTW, cant you tell where I got the idea for the layout/user interface?
Yesterday was great, I hung out with my (pretty much) only gamer friend that exists here in Ann Arbor. We got something to eat at Noodle’s and Company, which admittedly wasnt that great, then after that we went back to her super-nice and super-clean apartment and played Smash Bros and Pokemon Snap. She had brought back her sketch art with her, which she didnt want me to see because she didnt think it was very good, but I think that she’s a great artist. She threw away alot of good artwork, much to my dismay. We watched a couple of movies too, first we watched “Dance of the Dead”, a zombie/high school prom themed movie that was surprisingly not bad at all. Easy to laugh at. Afterwards I showed her Donnie Darko, which I hadnt seen in years, and it was as good as I had remembered it being. It was pretty late when I left, I feel bad for letting her walk all the way to my place and back, it was fucking freezing and dark and I fear for her safety since she’s a total fucking hottie and as long as I know her I will prevent anything bad from happening to her. I’m really glad that I know her, she’s the only person who still wanted to be friends with me even after I tried asking her out, she’s honestly the most kick-ass girl I’ve ever met. She’s the complete opposite of a cold-hearted bitch, she doesnt get offended by my morbid sense of humor or my borderline racist/sexist jokes, SO cool. I’m always really nervous and tense whenever I’m around her, I wish I could learn to just relax. I hope we get to hang out more, I dont think I could possibly get sick of being around her before the day comes that we eventually have to be apart.
Tonight, I need to finish up my website for my website-design class and put that online. I’ll post a link to it here whenever it’s finished so that everyone can see it.
This is fun to do! Just read the “offense” and if you’ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each “offense” and add up your total fine.
Smoked pot — $10 *
Injected a drug — $15
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and didn’t know the person next to you– $40
Yelled at someone you didn’t even know — $10 *
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Cut yourself — $15
Had sex for money — $100
Stripped for money — $35
Vandalized something — $20 *
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20 *
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Skipped school/work — $15 *
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed someone who’s name you didn’t know –$10
Ran a red light on purpose — $10 *
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work– $15
Ever drive drunk — $20
Cheated on an exam — $25 *
Had the police tell you to turn down your music — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Punched someone — $10 *
Broken something in anger — $5 *
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Gotten pregnant/gotten somone pregnant on accident — $45
Lied to your parents — $5 *
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Threatened to kill someone and meant it — $40 *
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10 *
Hit something with your car but didn’t tell anyone — $35
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend –$20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving– $25
Stole something — $10 *
Prank called 911 or the police — $25
Lied to your friends about having sex — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Ate something off the floor — $5 *
Had sex in the wild — $20
Lied about your age — $5 *
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
You own a fake ID — $ 10 *
You’ve used a fake ID — $30 *
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20 *
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5 *
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $5 *
Have consumed alcohol — $10 *
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20 *
Gotten a speeding ticket — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Smoke everyday — $25
Had sex with someone you work with at work –$25
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25
Okay, now tally up your answers, copy and paste and repost. In the subject of your post put “My Bail Is… (your total).
My Bail Is: $300
The only things that I stole were digital, I bet I’ve stolen at least $10,000 worth of media to date. I’m sure that everyone peed in the pool or ate something off of the floor when they were kids. I was technically under arrest, they didn’t put cuffs on me. I will put a bullet through the brains of every single Westboro Baptist Church member over the age of 18 if they ever tried to interfere with anyone I know, those people are messed up beyond help and I would love to see someone protest their funerals for once. Talk about tasting your own medicine.
Okay, so anyone who’s a current subscriber knows that I’m trying to present myself as being more mature. I was thinking about maybe changing my AOL Instant Messenger screenname. Do you think that people would take me more seriously if I used the screenname “mtstew89″ instead of my current screenname, which is “cApNhOwDy123″? I mean dont get me wrong, I love the screenname “Captain Howdy”, but since I’m in college now isnt the alternating caps thing a bit too juvenile? That’s something you expect an emo kid to do on MySpace. And those 3 numbers I’ve got tacked onto the end of it, are we still in kindergarten here? I dont plan on changing my Xanga screenname yet, but perhaps in the future I should change it to reflect my real-life name as well? Just some thoughts, lemme know in the comments.
It seems that everytime that I clean up my life, my life gets a little bit better. I’ve quit drinking alcohol, stopped drinking caffeine and sugary colas, started eating healthier, and exercising. Here pretty soon, I’m going to give my desktop computer to a friend of mine for him to borrow along with all of my computer games so that hopefully I’ll ease up on my gaming habit. Currently, I’ve got my laptop hooked up to my 24″ monitor, and it’s fantastic. This way, unlike with my desktop computer, I’ve got a dual-monitor setup!!! I’ve only installed the bare-essentials that will allow me to get my work done, Firefox, Word, PowerPoint, and Dreamweaver. No computer games, and I’ve already noticed a significant improvement in my work habits. I’m also trying to be more social, by leaving my door open. It’s helped out significantly, and thankfully the people in my hall are nice enough to stop by and say hi to finally meet me even though I’ve holed myself up in my room all year. I like where this is going, I’ve already made plans to hang out with people. I beat myself up about not having any friends, but it’s my own damn fault really. It’s not like people dont want to be my friend, I simply wasnt letting them! I feel so bad, like I’ve wasted the first two years of my college life being a shut-in. It’s true, but nothing I can do about it now. I’ve learnt from my mistakes. I need to stop relying on online dating websites to find the love of my life, I shouldnt be that desperate. I feel like a new me, and this new me is fantastic. I’d like to continue doing tasks that will make me happier with myself, more physically attractive and less of a socially-awkward individual. From now on, I pledge to stop wasting so much of my time surfing the internet, and to start working on homework assignments as soon as I get them instead of procrastinating until the last minute. My life will no longer be interfered with by spending afternoons infront of YouTube. I cant wait until I begin to see my GPA improve from being more academically inspired, my self-image improve from hard exercise and a healthy diet, my confidence boost from being more socially active. I need to stop living in my fantasy world where I play videogames all day and never grow up, I need to mature and become an adult. This starts immediately.
Thought I’d give everyone an update on my life:
-Still have a sore throat, I’m miserable. Drinking tea, eating Vitamin C, and taking naps is all I do.
-I have to pull an all-nighter tonight to get all of my work done =/ I need to edit together this video for my YouTube class. I borrowed a camera from the school, but those assholes didnt give me any film to work with so I was expected to get my own and since I dont have a means of doing that I ended up having to use my digital camera to make the videos. Then, in the middle of shooting our skit, my memory card decides to fuck up and delete everything. What a piece of shit. Fucking GREAT. Fuck my life, seriously. This video is going to end up sucking so hard, goddammit…
-In addition to the video, I’ve got to work on my website for my website-making class.
-I might be going to University of Michigan in Flint to take Physics this summer. I’ve got everything submitted that I need, it’s just a matter of whether or not the parents will let me. I sure hope so, I’ve got more smart engineering friends up here who can help me out if need be. Plus, I kinda want to have my truck up here for the summer so I can travel a bit and explore the surrounding areas.
I want to go to sleep and not wake up until school is over
