April 22, 2009

• I’m a good kid!!

  This is fun to do! Just read the “offense” and if you’ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each “offense” and add up your total fine.

  Smoked pot — $10 *

  Injected a drug — $15

  Did acid — $5

  Ever had sex at church — $25

  Woke up in the morning and didn’t know the person next to you– $40

  Yelled at someone you didn’t even know — $10 *

  Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25

  Cut yourself — $15

  Had sex for money — $100

  Stripped for money — $35

  Vandalized something — $20 *

  Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10

  Beat up someone — $20 *

  Been jumped — $10

  Crossed dressed — $10

  Given money to stripper — $25

  Skipped school/work — $15 *

  Been in love with a stripper — $20

  Kissed someone who’s name you didn’t know –$10

  Ran a red light on purpose — $10 *

  Hit on someone of the same sex while at work– $15

  Ever drive drunk — $20

  Cheated on an exam — $25 *

  Had the police tell you to turn down your music — $20

  Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50

  Used toys while having sex — $30

  Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20

  Punched someone — $10 *

  Broken something in anger — $5 *

  Went skinny dipping — $5

  Had sex in a pool — $20

  Gotten pregnant/gotten somone pregnant on accident — $45

  Lied to your parents — $5 *

  Kissed someone of the same sex — $10

  Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20

  Threatened to kill someone and meant it — $40 *

  Cheated on your significant other — $10

  Masturbated — $10 *

  Hit something with your car but didn’t tell anyone — $35

  Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend –$20

  Done oral — $5

  Got oral — $5

  Done / got oral in a car while it was moving– $25

  Stole something — $10 *

  Prank called 911 or the police — $25

  Lied to your friends about having sex — $10

  Had sex with someone in jail — $25

  Made a nasty home video — $15

  Had a threesome — $50

  Ate something off the floor — $5 *

  Had sex in the wild — $20

  Lied about your age — $5 *

  Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
  
  You own a fake ID — $ 10 *
  
  You’ve used a fake ID — $30 *

  Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20 *

  Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20

  Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25

  Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50

  Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25

  Went streaking — $5

  Went streaking in broad daylight — $15

  Been arrested — $5 *

  Spent time in jail — $15

  Peed in the pool — $5 *

  Have consumed alcohol — $10 *

  Played spin the bottle — $5

  Done something you regret — $20 *

  Gotten a speeding ticket — $20

  Had sex with your best friend — $20

  Smoke everyday — $25

  Had sex with someone you work with at work –$25

  Lied to your mate — $5

  Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

  Okay, now tally up your answers, copy and paste and repost. In the subject of your post put “My Bail Is… (your total).

  My Bail Is: $300

  The only things that I stole were digital, I bet I’ve stolen at least $10,000 worth of media to date.  I’m sure that everyone peed in the pool or ate something off of the floor when they were kids.  I was technically under arrest, they didn’t put cuffs on me.  I will put a bullet through the brains of every single Westboro Baptist Church member over the age of 18 if they ever tried to interfere with anyone I know, those people are messed up beyond help and I would love to see someone protest their funerals for once.  Talk about tasting your own medicine.
  

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