August 17, 2008

• I had a crazy dream last night.  I was in a very tall building, and on the first floor was a bank.  I was sitting on a bench reading a book, and I turned around and looked outside.  Some people were about to walk in, they were all wearing masks.  There's only one reason why a group of people would walk into a bank while wearing masks, unless it's Halloween.  For the few of you who are slow, I'll spell it out for you:  they were going to rob the place.  I didnt want to get held hostage, so I ran to the elavator and furiously pressed the "close" button and just as soon as the elevator closed I heard the whole "alright everyone get down!" bit and screaming ensued.  I got taken up to the 31st floor of the building.  Across the room, there was a bench where this french dude was trying to hit on my mom.  She obviously wasnt interested, but he was being really annoying.  My dad happened to be in the room so he marched over and kicked his ass.  Enough time had passed, so I thought I'd be a hero and try to handle the situation downstairs with the robbery and all.  It wouldnt make sense trying to step right into the heat of the action, so I got off on the second floor.  I looked down the hall and there were people with bunny masks on.  I hid in the shadows for a bit and then tried to creep behind them, but they saw me and shot me.  I died or passed out or something, but when I came to I was in this skate park/dirtbike track place.  This chubby little girl came up to me, crying that a man wearing a bunny mask had taken her videogame.  I asked where he was because I was going to kick his ass.  So we got in a car and she was giving me direction to where he was, she pointed over the horizon to the same tall building that I was in at the beginning on my dream.  There was a stretch of water and a bridge that I had to drive over to get there.  But all of a sudden the ground started shaking, a humongous robot was rising out of the water.  The quake caused the building to collapse and meteors started falling out of the sky, and everyone evacuated underground to start a new life.

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