In an ironic turn of events (see last Xanga entry), a motherfucking poindexter caught me taking food back to my dorm. I had a nice big plate full of hot food and a tall glass of milk, was walking back to my room mindin my own business, and behind me I hear this “”EXCUSE ME SIR. EXCUSE ME SIR. EXCUSE ME SIR. SIR. SIR. EXCUSE ME. SIR? CAN I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME SIR?” Since I dont consider myself a sir, I wasn’t paying any attention to this guy until he caught up with me. Turns out he’s the guy in charge of all of UoM’s dining services. He tried to explain to me the benefits of closing the dining hall at 6:30pm (there was no legit reason, he just made up some UoM dining financial budget bullshit but that’s a crock of shit since taking food back to my dorm doesnt affect bull-shit with your finances) and that if I wanted, I could go eat at South Quad across the street since they close at 8pm. He didnt know that I have classes at 8pm, as well as study groups. So I explained to him that I get hungry after 8pm and that it’s bullshit that West Quad closes so early anyways. Guess how long we get to eat dinner? 5pm-6:30pm. Miss that hour and a half, and you’re fucked. I bet it takes them longer to set up the place than they spend serving food, yeah that’s a good effective use of resources. If you have a class during that timeframe, sucks to be you. Apparently he wasnt too bright on the whole “people get hungry between the hours of 8pm and 7:30am” idea. Almost a 12 fucking hour gap there, but OUR dining hall closes at 6:30pm so it’s MORE than a 12 hour gap for me since I’m in class or study groups at dinnertime anywhere else on campus!!
So yeah, fuck you dining service coordinator. Thanks for being an asshole. But hey, dont worry, I’ll return the favor. I’m going to continue taking food out of the dining hall, albeit a bit more carefully, because there’s no reason I should be denied food for 13 hours when i’ve already payed for my mealplan. Should be pretty easy, I’ll just make sure you arent sitting right outside of the cafeteria waiting for people who step out with food next time and make them throw their food away like a complete jackass with nothing better to do. In addition to that, I’m going to take plates, silverware, and glasses from the cafeteria and I’m not going to return them. I’m thinking, 30 plates, 10 glasses, and 5 sets of eating utensils will be sufficient compensation for the trouble that I will undoubtedly be in this year. See, when I take food back to my room, I wash the dishes before I return them because I’m not an asshole. Now I’m going to wash them, and not return them. See the difference? I could use some plates up in here. I dont know what for, I’ll probably distribute them among my friends who need them. But it’s your call dipshit, I was going to be nice and everything would’ve worked out great, but you had to fuck it all up and lose money in the process. Congratulations, your UoM dining financial budget system is going to lose money because of your asshole-ry.
Lemme know in the comments if you want some free eating utensils.
Love, Michael.
Comments (16)
Well, it seems like you don’t even have time to eat, so exercising seems a little out of the way, too. Oh, and thanks for the advice in your last comment, I’m going to try and make some things happen soon.
And about the dining hall thing… they should let you eat when you please, I mean, you ARE paying to be there, paying to eat there, why not do it when you need/want to? =
“asshole-ry” I like it.
You need a purse.
And Tupperware.
That’s what we did. Shit, one time I took like three grilled cheeses (they were the Italian grilled cheeses though, not the plain crap ones) and stacked them in my fridge for later times. And the Tupperware comes in handy for when you need cereal. Fill those up, throw them in your backpack, you’re good to go. haha
What are you wasting time on food for? You can totally survive on beer.
lol.
backpacks are the way to go … and tupperware.
shit. i need some plates. spare some? and fuck that asshole for even bothering you about food…it’s fucking food! you can make more dumbass! it’s not like you stole money…fuck can’t a real G get a break? lol =D great post!
hahah funny/good entry.
that is ridiciously stupid though. hope your new plan goes well. haha
Yes. They are some of the most painful things EVER. I’ve been hobbling around today, and my apt. is on the 3rd floor, so going up/down the stairs doesn’t exactly help.
One of the worst things ever is waking up TO leg spasms, too, which always seems to happen to me, for some reason
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Yeah, I like the hair, too. Too bad it was photo shopped haha.
good luck with working out, then
You should’ve Falcon Punched him.
Okay, as much as I hate being the voice of reason, consider the following before getting too angry.
1. Dining Hours: the staff is people with families and students with the same schedules as everyone else.
2. Keeping the dishes: by not returning the dishes, you cause the caf’ to buy more, increasing their security and their costs, meaning not only you, but every other diner on campus will pay more next year.
Now that I’ve been reasonable, I’ve always been irritated that the caf’s won’t let you take food out, even with all their explanations. Have you tried talking to someone in charge about a To-Go meal? Tell them you have a class or work conflict. At the very least, most will make an effort to get you a bag lunch and sometimes you can get a styro-foam to-go box. Just a suggestion. Always better to play by the rules you can. It usually means they won’t believe it when you break another rule.
LOL,
I use my friend’s guest pass and steal forks and stuff for my own house and I don’t even pay for a meal plan
I agree, dont take the dishes, as they’ll get in the way.
buy up disposable plates and utensils, THEN take their shit.
I’ve always hated how colleges have unnecessary rules, even though you’re payin them, makes me fukken sick whenever I hear of it.
(that’s right, “f-u-k-k-e-n”)
Good advice friend.
Fortunately I did hear from Hoover that night, he had called and sent me a text, which is a big step up for him.
he then apologized about the whole ordeal and we hung out Thursday after school.
And I stole some of his beer, so I’m assuming it was a fair enough comeback.
And I’m going to tell him that he should have no excuse, when a girl calls, you call them back or you respond as soon as possible. God knows he does it for everyone else who is calling him in the middle of our evening romp.
I’m starting to think I need to give this kid a good swift kick in the fucking ass.
haha Oh and I forgot to tell you, if your cafeteria has coffee mugs, don’t walk out holding one. A friend got stopped doing that. But, do take one of each color, shove it in your backpack and bring them home for your family to enjoy. Chances that you’re the only one doing that are slim, so act quickly. If it was anything like my cheap school, they’ll start setting out Styrofoam cups pretty soon. haha
Enjoy your weekend!
I tried that link, but it just brought me back to the new Facebook
aaaaagh. I suppose I’m going to have to get used to it.