I might sign up to vote this year. "But Capn, why the sudden change of heart?" No change of heart involved, I'm just an asshole. There's this chick who has a McCain 08 sign posted in her dorm room window, and I'm forced to walk by it everyday. I'm going to sign up and vote for Obama just so that I can get that warm fuzzy feeling knowing that her vote didnt count towards anything. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... fuzzy.......
"But evry vote counts, lol!" Shut up, no they dont, and I wouldnt care if they did. McCain and Palin are about as qualified to run this country as my dick and balls. Look it up, you'll see what I mean.
Originally, if you signed up to vote, you got put on the jury duty list. Fuck jury duty, that shit's gay. But since they've changed that, it doesnt matter, pretty much everyone's elegible. Which was a STUPID decision, because some people shouldnt be on jury duty, at all.
I'm sick of ignorant Americans and being religiously oppressed. Seperation of church and state my asshole, god's still in the national anthem and on our currency, that shit doesnt belong there. Would you like it if the national anthem said "One nation, under Satan" or if your dollar bill said "In Allah We Trust"? Oh, you dont like it? Good, cuz now you know what it feels like to see that on a daily basis.
Oh, and gay marriage isnt nationally legal yet, bullshit. Buncha ignorant, oppressive religious fucks get to decide who is allowed to legally devote yourself to another human being. Fuck em in the ass, literally, think about how ironic it would be to see those assholes get one up the bum.
Drinking age should not be 21, it should be 18, like the rest of the world. Speaking of which, marijuana should be legal, it's much more harmless than cigarettes. Oh, you dont believe these last two sentences? Google it.
Goddamn, I should just move to Canada, they have free healthcare, hockey, and a higher percentage of alcohol in their beers. I could go on and on about how awesome Canada is, but it's obvious. No war, no draft, no stupid-ass people voting for unqualified political candidates. I imagine there isnt as much fuss about politics up there either, they just laugh at us because we rabble rabble rabble about it endlessly.
That's about all the politics you're going to get out of me. That's all I have to say. That's my stance on everything political. Never, ever ask me about anything political related ever again.
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