This is fun to do! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine.

Smoked pot -- $10 *

Injected a drug -- $15

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and didn't know the person next to you-- $40

Yelled at someone you didn't even know -- $10 *

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Cut yourself -- $15

Had sex for money -- $100

Stripped for money -- $35

Vandalized something -- $20 *

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20 *

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Skipped school/work -- $15 *

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know --$10

Ran a red light on purpose -- $10 *

Hit on someone of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Cheated on an exam -- $25 *

Had the police tell you to turn down your music -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Punched someone -- $10 *

Broken something in anger -- $5 *

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Gotten pregnant/gotten somone pregnant on accident -- $45

Lied to your parents -- $5 *

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Threatened to kill someone and meant it -- $40 *

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10 *

Hit something with your car but didn't tell anyone -- $35

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10 *

Prank called 911 or the police -- $25

Lied to your friends about having sex -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Ate something off the floor -- $5 *

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Lied about your age -- $5 *

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

You own a fake ID -- $ 10 *

You've used a fake ID -- $30 *

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20 *

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5 *

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $5 *

Have consumed alcohol -- $10 *

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20 *

Gotten a speeding ticket -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Smoke everyday -- $25

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Okay, now tally up your answers, copy and paste and repost. In the subject of your post put "My Bail Is... (your total).

My Bail Is: $300

The only things that I stole were digital, I bet I've stolen at least $10,000 worth of media to date.  I'm sure that everyone peed in the pool or ate something off of the floor when they were kids.  I was technically under arrest, they didn't put cuffs on me.  I will put a bullet through the brains of every single Westboro Baptist Church member over the age of 18 if they ever tried to interfere with anyone I know, those people are messed up beyond help and I would love to see someone protest their funerals for once.  Talk about tasting your own medicine.

I just had the worst day ever.  Spent all fucking weekend studying for my 3 exams, then I ended up taking my 3 exams and doing shit on them.  I cant even smile that it's over, because the worst is yet to come.

Okay, so anyone who's a current subscriber knows that I'm trying to present myself as being more mature.  I was thinking about maybe changing my AOL Instant Messenger screenname.  Do you think that people would take me more seriously if I used the screenname "mtstew89" instead of my current screenname, which is "cApNhOwDy123"?  I mean dont get me wrong, I love the screenname "Captain Howdy", but since I'm in college now isnt the alternating caps thing a bit too juvenile?  That's something you expect an emo kid to do on MySpace.  And those 3 numbers I've got tacked onto the end of it, are we still in kindergarten here?  I dont plan on changing my Xanga screenname yet, but perhaps in the future I should change it to reflect my real-life name as well?  Just some thoughts, lemme know in the comments.

In the name of God, Heaven, Hell, and everything inbetween, every creature on earth, to the far reaches of the galaxy, to the inner rims of the universe and every megaverse in the ultraverse, let it be known.  Let the word be known.  I fucking HATE Spanish.

It seems that everytime that I clean up my life, my life gets a little bit better.  I've quit drinking alcohol, stopped drinking caffeine and sugary colas, started eating healthier, and exercising.  Here pretty soon, I'm going to give my desktop computer to a friend of mine for him to borrow along with all of my computer games so that hopefully I'll ease up on my gaming habit.  Currently, I've got my laptop hooked up to my 24" monitor, and it's fantastic.  This way, unlike with my desktop computer, I've got a dual-monitor setup!!!  I've only installed the bare-essentials that will allow me to get my work done, Firefox, Word, PowerPoint, and Dreamweaver.  No computer games, and I've already noticed a significant improvement in my work habits.  I'm also trying to be more social, by leaving my door open.  It's helped out significantly, and thankfully the people in my hall are nice enough to stop by and say hi to finally meet me even though I've holed myself up in my room all year.  I like where this is going, I've already made plans to hang out with people.  I beat myself up about not having any friends, but it's my own damn fault really.  It's not like people dont want to be my friend, I simply wasnt letting them!  I feel so bad, like I've wasted the first two years of my college life being a shut-in.  It's true, but nothing I can do about it now.  I've learnt from my mistakes.  I need to stop relying on online dating websites to find the love of my life, I shouldnt be that desperate.  I feel like a new me, and this new me is fantastic.  I'd like to continue doing tasks that will make me happier with myself, more physically attractive and less of a socially-awkward individual.  From now on, I pledge to stop wasting so much of my time surfing the internet, and to start working on homework assignments as soon as I get them instead of procrastinating until the last minute.  My life will no longer be interfered with by spending afternoons infront of YouTube.  I cant wait until I begin to see my GPA improve from being more academically inspired, my self-image improve from hard exercise and a healthy diet, my confidence boost from being more socially active.  I need to stop living in my fantasy world where I play videogames all day and never grow up, I need to mature and become an adult.  This starts immediately.

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Thought I'd give everyone an update on my life:

-Still have a sore throat, I'm miserable.  Drinking tea, eating Vitamin C, and taking naps is all I do.

-I have to pull an all-nighter tonight to get all of my work done =/  I need to edit together this video for my YouTube class.  I borrowed a camera from the school, but those assholes didnt give me any film to work with so I was expected to get my own and since I dont have a means of doing that I ended up having to use my digital camera to make the videos.  Then, in the middle of shooting our skit, my memory card decides to fuck up and delete everything.  What a piece of shit.  Fucking GREAT.  Fuck my life, seriously.  This video is going to end up sucking so hard, goddammit...

-In addition to the video, I've got to work on my website for my website-making class.

-I might be going to University of Michigan in Flint to take Physics this summer.  I've got everything submitted that I need, it's just a matter of whether or not the parents will let me.  I sure hope so, I've got more smart engineering friends up here who can help me out if need be.  Plus, I kinda want to have my truck up here for the summer so I can travel a bit and explore the surrounding areas.

I want to go to sleep and not wake up until school is over

Ugh, I feel like shit today.  I took a few naps last night before going to bed at 2am only to wake up at 10am and I still felt tired.  My throat feels like I pissed off a bunch of bees before swallowing them.  I just want to fall asleep and not wake up until I feel 100% better.

I'm blogging again!  I ended up dropping Organic Chemistry, and have taken up 4 mini-courses to make up for the credits that I lost.  I'm still going to lectures though, still trying to learn it and then this summer I'll master it so that I destroy this class next schoolyear.

I have very strong feelings for this girl... we both have a ton in common, as well as both of us being very different.  She's so incredibly georgeous.  I asked her out, but she says that she's not really looking for a relationship with anyone at the moment.  Kinda dissapointing.  She says that she likes me too, and that she "didnt say 'no'", but that gives off every indication that she just wants to be friends.  It's highly unlikely that she'd be interested in having a relationship with me when there's only a month of school left, and she's graduating this year.  Still though, she's a great friend, we hang out and play videogames about every other week, and I enjoy having her company.  This weekend we played through a good chunk of Resident Evil 5, it was so much fun.  One of her friends came over, at some point we got tired of RE5 and popped in some DoA4.  Later on we stopped by Pinball Pete's to play some DDR.

I've been eating very healthily and working out alot.  I've been sticking to fresh fruits and veggies, salads, vitamin-rich cereals, and white protein-rich meat like chicken and fish.  I've been doing all sorts of excersizes and lifting dumbells, and the results are astounding, very noticeable (to me at least).  I've also been working on getting a 6-pack, I can feel it coming in.  I feel so great, excersize is tough but I'm glad that I've been sticking to a regular routine.

I thought I'd give everyone a heads up, seeing how I havent been on Xanga for a while, and it's likely that I wont be on for a while longer.  School is tough, and I've been dedicating every spare second I have to trying to pass organic chemistry.  Unfortunately that's been very difficult for me, I understand the concepts and I'm able to do many of the practice problems that they give us but it's not enough to prepare me for the exams.  As a result, I've been hit very hard, and I'm struggling to get myself out of this rut.  My parents have been very critical of my grades, claiming that I've been playing too many videogames or spending too much time infront of the computer.  I only wish this were the truth, if it were that simple, if I could pass the blame so easily.  I havent had any entertainment in weeks, I've been too busy stressing out over orgo and pissing away my life's savings on tutors who are getting rich off of helping me.  The truth is that I'm just fucking bad at organic chemistry, and if I fail this class then I lose my scholarship.  Hopefully I'll have time to blog during the summer.